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Travels With Corinne
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Another of my long stories
from Jacqueline
I first met my great friend Corinne when we started working
for an airline in 1976, which as we all know was in the Neolithic Age - that
great era for airline travel, when flight attendants were still known as
“Stewardesses.” We wore little hats,
white gloves in summer and black leather gloves in winter; flat shoes in the
cabin and black “court” shoes (what WE Americans call pumps) for greeting
passengers. How we ever finished the
training course, I will never know – because we were serial gigglers from the
time we met, becoming room-mates in a series of houses and flats.
We’d both taken this particular job with the same goal in mind
– world travel, without having to pay for it.
And we both didn’t see it as a long term career goal - we both
had other fish to fry. So we made a pact from the day of our first flight – we
would try to be in the same place at the same time so we could make an
itinerary of adventures and not end up with the rest of the crew partying in
the captain’s hotel room drinking gin and tonics, which pretty much taste the same
wherever you are. We
also discovered that we were pretty good travel companions, each of us knowing
when we needed time alone to do a few things independently, yet still have
someone to hang out with – or indeed, to run from strange men in various
countries around the globe. Believe me, we
have stories!

We were rostered for our first “real” flight together. The
airline tried not to have more than two new girls on any flight, and your first
flight was invariably a short there-and-back to somewhere like Alicante – and
if you know anything about flights from London to Alicante, you will know that
they were (and probably still are) full of what we used to call “Lager Louts”
on drink-as-much-as-you-can sojourns away from rainy England. Most of them came back red as tomatoes and
with peeling noses.
The new girls managed
to get to the destination without making any terrible errors. Neither of us spilled drinks over a
passenger, and we knew our emergency drills backwards. During the hour’s layover while the aircraft
was cleaned, the ground crew transferred large boxes called “Sky Packs” from
the hold to the cabin. They contained
the passenger plastic meals for the return journey. Corinne and I were charged with lifting these
Sky Packs into lockers for take-off, after which they would be put on a cart
and distributed to the passengers. Each
meal comprised a plastic tray with little plastic dishes of chicken, salad,
cole slaw, jelly (jello) with fruit, and a cup to receive the horrible instant
coffee or equally disgusting tea.
Cutting a long story short, I don’t know what got into the two of us,
but lifting the boxes up into the lockers seemed to be beyond us, and we
dropped each one. Upside down. And we
thought it was hilarious! We were laughing
to beat the band, knowing that the poor passengers would be eating jello with chicken and
cole-slaw on top – thank heavens for duty free liquor sales and sozzled
passengers, that’s all I can say. I
think our friendship was cemented right there.
No jpg could illustrate the dreadfulness of those on-board
meals.
One other reason why we travel well together - note the present tense; we’re still at it –
is that I have a fairly good sense of when I am in the company of a sleaze
ball, and that element of another person’s character sometimes goes over
Corinne’s head. She’s more trusting than me.
I should add here that for almost 35 years now Corinne has been a highly
regarded probation officer and social worker working at the coal face of child
advocacy. She’s passionate about her job, and I have nothing but enormous admiration
for her – though perhaps not on the day she managed to get us caught up in a
very “troubling” part of Barbados, which didn’t look like this:

Corinne had met a young local who said he could show us the
“real” Barbados. I was skeptical. I had my doubts. But not Corinne, who said it would be an
experience not to be missed. And off she went – with me running to catch
up. I knew I could not let her go alone,
which is just as well, because we were in trouble before even reaching the shanty
town – though I had kept a mental note of the twists and turns we had taken to
arrive at a place where the locals called out to us “Whores!” and the young man
who was leading the way was grinning from ear to ear. Corinne looked at me. “I think I’ve made a mistake,” she said. “No kidding,” I replied, then said, “Follow
me.” I led us back along twisting paths and
through a banana plantation. We arrived
back onto the main road with great sighs of relief – mine was short lived
because the next thing I knew, Corinne had flagged down a guy in a real junker
of a car, asking him to take us to Bridgetown. The car did not look like this:

“It’s OK, we’re not like the other Greek men,” said the guy
with the blonde curls and a look of Adonis about him. We were on Crete this time, and I told
Corinne I was pretty sure this pair were exactly
like all the other Greek men we’d met – they all claimed to be shipping
magnates and all wanted to take us back to Parthenon-inspired mansions. I thought about my prediction later, as we hid, pressed
against the sea wall in the pitch dark, listening to the shipping magnates go
back and forth on their motor scooter searching for us.
We crept back to the safety of our
hotel in the early hours.
Then there was the time in Carmel that neither of us will
talk about – suffice it to say, we chose not to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind that day, and have regretted it
ever since.
And of course there was the adventure
we had flagging down the aircraft in Bangor, Maine, because we wanted to go home for
Christmas – seriously, it really happened. I stood in front of a DC 10 just
beginning its approach to the taxiway and waved my arms. It worked. Of course, you couldn’t do that sort of thing
now, and I’m not sure you really could do it then.
I should have kept a photo of that one, because it beggars belief.
The wonderful thing about my friend Corinne is her
persuasiveness. She has managed to
sweet-talk us into free hotel rooms in a few places, various upgrades and complimentary
meals. When we were in Crete, Corinne
discovered that a photographer was in the midst of a shoot for a new hotel
brochure, so she offered our services as models to give the shots more
character. This enhancement of
“character” involved Corinne lazing on a lounger with a magazine and me
slogging back and forth up and down the pool to demonstrate that it was
swimmable. But she scored free meals for
us for the entire week of our stay – we were only 22 at the time and not
exactly flush with money, so it was a good deal.
Fast forward a good number of years. A very good number of years. Since my father passed away, I’ve been
spending more time in the UK, so Corinne and I decided to try to fit in some
adventures – a few days here and a few days there. Once you’re in Europe, there
are so many places to visit within an hour or two’s flight time, and with
airlines such as EasyJet, you can do it for about $100 round trip – that’s
pretty much what we paid to go to Marrakech last December.
We had two days in a riad (guesthouse)
within the city walls of Marrakech, and then another night at the more
expensive Kasbah Tamadot, Sir Richard Branson’s retreat in the Atlas
Mountains. And we had lots of adventure,
lots of laughs - more than I can retell here.
We were upgraded to a suite at Tamadot, and met Richard Branson’s mum
over drinks in the library – believe me, her sense of adventure and energy puts
her son in the shade. She’s 89 years old
and would leave him in the dust if it came to a round-the-world race.
But sure enough, old habits die
hard.
“This boy
says he can take us to the tannery market.
It’s where the Berbers come in to sell skins,” said Corinne. It was our
first day in Marrakech.
“A tannery? Skins?” I said. “That’ll stink. I don’t want to see that.”
“Oh, come
on, it’ll be an adventure. It’s just down this alley,” she added.
The boy was
insistent, and off they walked, so I ran to catch up. And I promise, I tried
very hard to memorize every cobbled street, every shadowed path - but it took us
the best part of two hot and sweaty - and sometimes scary - hours to get out of the winding
thoroughfares of the Medina.
In London,
in March, we were trying to find a certain “off the beaten track” cafĂ©
recommended to Corinne by a shop assistant. My feet were aching and we were once again on
a wild good chase.
“Let’s go
down this little alley,” I suggested.
“You and
your 'just down this little alley!'” said Corinne.
“Me? Me and my little alley?” I said. "That's rich!"
We’re
thinking of Denmark for three days in August, or maybe even a quick trip to
Paris on the Eurostar. More alleys. More
adventures with Corinne,
the best travel companion I’ll ever have.
Have a lovely weekend - wherever your travels may take you ....