Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

By Cornelia

I have long been fascinated by antique visions of the future--images and ideas about what life would be like some decades hence, that so often reveal more about one's present than the true outcome of temporally distant events. They are so often better at recording a contemporary sense of style and art direction than they are at revealing any true prescience, not least about fashion.

I love the deco sensibilities of what space-age life was imagined as in the Thirties, from appropriate rocket wear:



To the rockets themselves:


I love the Sixties conception of futuristic architecture, via the New York World's Fair:


I remember reading in my mother's high school year book some 1957 senior's imaginings about the class's 25th reunion to be, which would be held at the school's newly completed lunar campus:


I love the gadgets everyone expected we'd have in our future lives, a la the Jetsons, not least the personal Jet Pack:



And the ubiquitous space-cars that sped along glassy highways on cushions of air:


And the machines that would produce any favorite item of food by some alchemical recombination of molecules, ending world hunger in an atomic flash:


Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek: Next Generation is famous for having always ordered, "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

There are some visions which are better left unremembered, however, especially those from the Seventies:



Many of which seem to have come to aesthetic fruition in certain cities' subway stations:


Can anyone walk through Atlanta's MARTA or some of D.C.'s train stops without thinking of Logan's Run?

Or visit some architectural outposts of Denver without thinking of Woody Allen's Sleeper?


And then, of course, there are the computers:


Both real and imagined. When you look at those pictured below, can you remember how impossible it would have been to imagine, say, Youtube, only twenty years ago?










Even Kubrick thought the computers of the future would take up the amount of space necessary for a small metropolitan museum:




How bizarre that this morning, I can create for free from the safety of my desk a virtual television, in this online journal, which shows HAL speaking and singing in French:



As Dave turns him off, he begins to sing not "Bicycle Built for Two," But "Claire de Lune."

I still really really really want my own Jet Pack, and having a replicator sure wouldn't suck, especially when I realize I forgot to buy the essential ingredient for the evening's dinner.

What future gadget did you most want, as a kid?

23 comments:

  1. I really liked the idea of teleportation, until I realized that it would basically involve killing you and reassembling you somewhere else.
    I think I'll stick to walking.

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  2. I always think of Mike TeeVee from the original Willy Wonka, who's replicated across that gleaming white lab room perfectly, except for the fact that he's the size of a Wonka Bar.

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  3. My dreams were simple and earthbound. A 1967 Mustang convertible. Never got it.

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  4. Paul, as Tom Robbins once said, "it's never too late to have a happy childhood...."

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  5. When to the instant fitness pills arrive?

    JIm

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  6. Where would you go with your time travel machine? I'd like to take some fitness pills first, so as to look my best in the alternate time zones.

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  7. Then, I wanted Sherman's Wayback machine. Now, I want a Calvin and Hobbes transmogrifier.

    ;-)

    (Love the photos, btw)

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  8. As a kid? I dunno, but later in life I really wanted a holodeck.

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  9. 1971, my dear. Now that I know what I should have said to Kevin then.

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  10. If you get back to 1971, Louise, will you come see me in Carmel? I'm only eight then, but I'd still want to hang out with you.

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  11. Lessee... A stateroom on Moonbase Alpha, a pointy rocket ship to get there, an office on the wheel-shaped space station, and a tour of duty on the USS Enterprise - the original one. I've even got my Uhura uniform in the closet - made from the pattern they used on the show. :-D

    I'm really glad that the computers are much smaller than predicted. But having to repeatedly learn how all the so-called labour-saving devices work before the next updated version comes out is a real pill. I mean life was supposed to get easier wasn't it? Now we're far more stressed out than we were fifty years ago when they were dreaming up these things. :-D

    Marianne

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  12. I am quite fond of Wallace & Grommit's Spaceship. After all, with cheese, especially a tasty Wensleydale, one can go almost anywhere, happily. I also like the pop-out of bed and into one's pants machine.
    mbh

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  13. I need a time machine so I can catch up on my Wallace & Grommits, Mags... damn! Didn't even know they had a spaceship. Is it Wensleydale powered? That would be lovely.

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  14. Sorry. A day late.

    See, this is why I'd like to have a time machine, right here, to go back to yesterday and fix everything I screwed up.

    One can still dream.

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  15. What did I want? A herd of happy obedient pleasure robots from Mudd's World on STAR TREK.

    And now?

    Yeah, pretty much the same.
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    sad sad B

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  16. Harcourt Fenton Mudd?

    Ah, that was a great one.

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  17. When I was but a wee lad I dreamt of owning a ray gun, as I got older I figured x-ray glasses would be really cool.

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  18. I think xray glasses might be rather terrifying. You'd have to be so careful who you looked at--just like at the beach, only more so.

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  19. Hey, I was brought up on Blake's 7, and wanted one of those oh so cool teleporter bracelets. They showed you how to make on Blue Peter, the doyen of British TV kids' shows, but I never quite got around to it. Anyway, I didn't have the quarry pit on the south coast of England to end up in after I'd teleported!

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  20. Hey, Shaz!

    I illustrated Blake's 7 fan fiction - the clean stuff - while honing my black and white inking skills many years ago. Now I can't stand doing it - I'd rather paint. Illustrated Star Trek too! God, how many years ago is that now?

    Dang, we all got to start somewhere.

    Marianne
    PS: Wasn't 'Avon' a dish? So evilly delish'. :-D

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  21. I wanted some of the things that made housework so easy in The Twenty-One Balloons. Would still be nice ...

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  22. Dumbass. That's Captain Katherine Janeway

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