Showing posts with label Patty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Patty. Show all posts

Monday, March 11, 2013

That Sh***y First Draft


Patty here...

I have around 47,000 words written in the first draft of a new novel that I’ve been working on since dinosaurs roamed the earth. So, why the foot-dragging? Those of you who followed our Naked blog back in the day may remember that I used to blog a lot about my mother. She was my biggest fan and a constant source of entertainment for me.


The two of us on a book tour in rainy Seattle

My mother died in August 2010. Shortly afterward, I put the manuscript in a drawer where it moldered for a very long time. Just so we’re clear, I’m not using my mother’s death as an excuse for abandoning the book, and I don’t feel guilty for my self-imposed writing hiatus, either. Lots of people are quitters and very little harm comes to them because of it.



Recently, I took the manuscript out of the drawer and started working on it again. Forty-seven thousand words aren’t enough words to please most publishers. There are scenes missing, but I know what they are, where they go, and why they are important to the story. The good thing about a sh***y first draft is that nobody expects it to be brilliant. It’s merely a first attempt to commit the story to paper. What I call “texture” (setting and character details) can be layered into subsequent drafts.

Since I’m so close to the end, one would think I’d be eager to finish. Right? Not so much. Lately, I’ve been thinking about why I don’t just get on with it. For one thing, the book is a departure from my previous four novels. This one is written in third person, not in first and it’s darker in tone. For those reasons, it’s almost as though I’m writing a first novel. Are these the thoughts of a great thinker or an inveterate slacker? Hard to say.



I’ve also been reading a lot lately. Sometimes when I finish a brilliant novel with breathtaking prose I wondered why I ever bothered to type Chapter One. Why try to compete with that sort of perfection? We’ve all been awestruck by a first novel written by an unknown author that lands on top of every best-seller and awards list. Congratulations, but I’m betting that book wasn’t the first draft, maybe not even the tenth draft. Somewhere in the author’s bottom desk drawer is a sh***y first draft.  Just like mine.

Self-editing is the easiest part of the writing process for me. Creating is torture. I force myself to ignore dangling participles and forgive bad metaphors, knowing I can fix all that later. My job is to tell a compelling story one word at a time. If I’m in the middle of a scene and I can’t think of anything entralling, I write [car chase here] or [two knuckle-draggers with guns storm the restaurant]. Then I move on.

Or sometimes I just take a nap.



Or check the refrigerator for leftovers.


I hate deadlines but I’m better at getting things done when I have one. My current goal is to type THE END by June 1. Anybody else out there with a partially finished sh***y first draft that’s collecting dust in a drawer? Are you up to the challenge? Remember, nobody but you will ever read this version. We can do it. I know we can. All we have to do is pay attention and keep putting words on the page. One. Word. At. A. Time.

And when we're done, it's going to feel so good.



Happy Monday and Write on!


Monday, March 04, 2013

Lions and Tigers and Facebook—oh my!

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Patty here

Am I the only person on the planet who doesn’t have a Facebook page? Oh sure, I’ve thought about it over the years. I even set up an account a couple of times but immediately took it down. At first, I had privacy concerns. Periodically, I read about some hacking incident or one of Facebook’s sneaky new privacy rules and I’d say: AHA! I was right. Mostly, I wasted a lot of time wondering about the difference between “like” and “friend” and which I wanted more. While I twiddle my thumbs about joining, here's a guy who makes a compelling argument for quitting.

Occasionally, I look at a sample Facebook page, but all I see are columns and timelines and boxes—oh my! They just don’t draw me in. Not long ago, a friend from grade school invited me to join fellow classmates on a dedicated Facebook page. While it was tempting to catch up with kids from Mrs. Holty's third grade class, the thought of setting up one more user name and password made my head explode. I need a two-page, typewritten, single-spaced cheat sheet just to keep track of all the UNs and PWs I already have.

Did I mention the time-suck issues I have with social media? Most days, I’m buried under an avalanche of emails from multiple accounts that I set up to keep my nine lives orderly, but which only seem to make a muddle of things. Sometimes I could easily waste the entire day flipping from one to another, responding to messages. Afterwards, I need a nap.



Over the years friends and colleagues have invited me to LinkedIn, Google+, Twitter, and Pinterest. It’s embarrassing to tell them I have no interest in Pinterest. And I have no idea what Google+ is. Just in case I figure it out, I’ve kept all those invitations in a box, along with my prom corsage and a first edition of How to Dress for Success. One never knows…

Don’t get me wrong; I’m not a technology Luddite. I know things. Want a spiffy newsletter sent to your fans via Vertical Response? I’m your girl. Need somebody to post content to your Wordpress website. Just ask. Plus, I have a Twitter account (@SmileyWriter), which is much more fun than I expected. People send me links to informative articles that I wouldn’t have found otherwise. Reading live-tweets during the last presidential debates and the recent Oscars was wickedly entertaining.

Lately, I've wondered if maybe I’m just not that social. Writing is a solitary pursuit. We scribblers spend hours in front of our computers, typing away, alone. Most of us seem content with that life. I love my friends, including my fellow Naked Authors and all of you. Thousands (millions?) more people just like you guys would be great. If you have any Facebook advice for me, I’m listening, but until I get off the fence about social media, I'll follow the advice of my cat, Riley: happiness accrues one friend at a time.



Happy Monday! Welcome back. We missed each other and all of you.

And TAH-DAH...Congratulations to our very own Ridley Pearson (@RidleyPearson) for receiving the 2013 Quill Award from the Writers Hall of Fame. Yay!!!!! Details here.