(By) Cornelia Ludlam Fabyan Read, AKA:
A Lonely Barracuda, Inflamed
A Candelabra-Laden Fury Limo
Jacqueline Winspear:
A Jewel's Cannier Quip
Paul Levine:
Elan Live-Up
A Level-I Pun
Patricia Smiley:
A Limiest Piracy
Calamity Is Ripe
Marital Ice Yips
Alias: Pricy Item
Maria Clips Yeti
Icy Tiaras Impel
Malice Is Parity
Say "Miracle Tipi"
James O. Born:
More Banjos
Major Bones
No Smear Job
Jam Sober? No.
Ma Job, Senor.
One's arm job
James Grippando:
Raja Pimped Song
Rajas Mopped Gin
Maiden's Jag Prop
Prepaid Man Jogs
[What is the sound of] Jade Oms, Rapping?
Daring Popes Jam
Maid-Nappers Jog
Jog Amid Nappers
Mad Japing Prose
Dorothy L. Sayers:
Heralds Story, Yo
Agatha Christie:
Aha! Tragic Heist.
Highest Cat Aria
High-Caste Tiara
Case Airtight? Ha!
I Sight A Trachea
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle:
Routs A Chandler Irony
A Charred Surly Notion
A Nuanced Horror Styli
Lee Child:
Iced Hell
Ian Fleming:
Inflame Gin
Minette Walters:
Leanest Term: Wit
Denise Mina:
Idea: Men Sin
Ken Bruen:
Burn Keen
Patricia Cornwell:
Replication Crawl
Will Reprint Cacao
Cranial Clot Wiper
James Patterson:
Raja: Temps Steno
Man Jots Repeats
Edgar Allan Poe:
A Paroled Angel
Lo, Paler Agenda
Parade All Gone
'Ere Gonadal Pal
All-Gored Paean
Wilkie Collins:
Lice Kill Winos
I Coil Inkwells
Charles Dickens:
Lacked Richness
Cinder Shackles
Darkness Cliche
Chanced Less Irk
Dashiell Hammett:
Mashed Hamlet Lit
Death's Mallet, Him
Hated Mall Theism
Halts The Dilemma
Sue Grafton:
Got Unsafer
A Forte: Guns
Guts, No Fear
Erle Stanley Gardner:
Real, Stern, Legendary
Ray Endangers Teller
Patricia Highsmith:
Might Hit Pharisaic
I Might Itch Pariahs
Georges Simenon:
Emerging Nooses
James M. Cain:
Iceman Jams
Ross MacDonald:
Drama's cold son
Okay, and I wasn't going to do any book titles, but this one cracked me up:
The Crazy School:
Lazy Hos Crochet.
So, how does your name anagram? Check out the internet anagram server and let us know what you come up with...
A cop, a Brit, a deb, a B-school grad, a guy with good hair, and a wisecracking lawyer wrestle with the naked truth about literature and life.
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Dread Josh
ReplyDeleteOdd Jars, Eh?
Josher Dad
Alternate:
Stay Shrouded
Ad Rushed Toys
Dads Rusty Hoe
Heh ;-)
ReplyDeleteThermals Whore
Thermal Shower
Whalers Mother
Whaler Thermos
Hamster Howler
"Shalt Pen Wit"
ReplyDeleteOr if that doesn't work out, I can always fall back on my "Whip Talents"
"Major Bones" is the best.
ReplyDeleteUp Vile Lane
Idiom Shoe
ReplyDeleteOohed I Mis
Die Hi Moos
Side Ooh Mi
Do Em Hi I So
Use Our Lie.
ReplyDeleteWhose new book appears to be "Tearful Teeth."
Terrier One.
ReplyDeleteBut I loved More Banjos.
My obvious winner was
ReplyDeleteErotica Eek Zillion!
ok-- I am laughing!!
ReplyDeleteBarman Gaff The Norm
Mamba Hag Fern Front
Bang Hammer Affront
Barf Anthem Frogman
Aberrant Gaff Hmm No
and
Barman Gaffer Month
C Rocks, as usual!
mbh
At first I thought it was Free Association Day....but wait, it's more than that,it's an Anagram-O-Rama.
ReplyDeleteReally like Jim Born's "My job, senor"
Aragma Amanor
(concessionaire at the Ali Babba Cavern 17)
AKA
Man Joy On Onus
I would think Terrinore is offended at anything to do with banjos. I loved it.
ReplyDeleteI would've had to taken a nap after just one of these.
You're smart.
Jim
Or if that doesn't work out, I can always fall back on my "Whip Talents"
ReplyDeleteLord, give me strength...
Okay i really wasn't going to (in part because when I clicked on the link my computer said there was nothing there) but come on
ReplyDelete"Hashed Cretins" deserves play yes?
Sedan Hitcher
Danish Etcher (not this side of the family!)
If we use "Andrea", my formal name, we get "Heartaches Nerd"
and
Cheetah Darners.
I know, I hate when I have a ripped cheetah too, don't you?
Among those for Stu are
Stash Muffin
and for Stuart
Satan Muff Shirt
Cheetah Darners, Whaler Thermos, and Whip Talents are my faves, I think.
ReplyDeleteI just made my niece Sasha laugh her butt off in the car with "Lazy Hos Crochet."
Omigod! I'm SO laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteYours truly,
Calamity is ripe
(and how incredibly fitting it is)
Patty, your name had the BEST combos! And the most.
ReplyDeleteMost accurate:
ReplyDeleteDame Jay Sis
(Because my little brother's name is Jay.)
Tastiest:
Said Jam Yes
Most Disturbing:
Jam Says Die
Story of My Childhood:
Jay As Dis Me
I Have No Idea What You're Talking About:
Jam Ass Dye I