Monday, August 31, 2009

Hanging out with some real cool cats

Patty here…

A week ago Saturday I went to the Cat Fanciers' Association cat show at the Santa Monica Civic Center, where I encountered a few idiosyncratic cats—owners, too. It was an “all breed” show that offered something for everybody, including a chance to look at feline varieties I’d never seen before. Lest you think this was some hoity-toity purebred catillion, the competition also included a “house pets” category, including one kitty of dubious heritage that was nearly as large as a pony. I wouldn't rule out self defense, but before inviting that big boy into my house, I’d check to make sure his previous owners hadn’t meet with foul play.



I love the Maine Coon, especially a guy named Beretta. I suppose he got his name because he looked like a 45—not caliber, pounds. If you’re going to get a cat that big you might as well get a dog—or a grisly bear. On the other hand, my friend just adopted two part-Maine Coon cats. Both are loving and sweet. Both are bigger than she is. Sort of like this guy:



I got to cuddle a four-month old Norwegian Forest cat. The breed is similar in size and appearance to the Maine Coon. I’ll let the experts argue the relative merits of each. I took a couple of steps away to show the little guy to some passersby. The poor owner must have thought I was a cat-napper because when I turned around to hand him back, she appeared to be having a major anxiety attack.

Cat judging is a mystery to me. I understand the importance of physical perfection, but what about the cat who objects to the judge whapping a peacock feather across his nose? What if he just doesn’t feel like batting some dumb toy with his paw? Does a bad attitude mean he’s not blue ribbon material? There should be a special ribbon for kitties with attitude.



There were some rescue cats on display at the show. Lots of people were standing around looking at them. I’d like to think they were all adopted into loving homes because the alternative makes me really really depressed.



Breeders have highfalutin names for their cats. They should take their cue from hoipolloi cat owners like me and simplify. My Scottish Fold was named Tigger-boo-the-wonder-cat, but I had the sense to call him Tigger, Tiggie, Tig or You-are-such-a-good-pussy-cat. He loved that last name the best, especially when I said it in a deep Barry White voice or when I had his food dish in my hand.



Any cat lovers out there?

Happy Monday!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

A What The Hell Day

from jacqueline

I’m one of those writers who decided long ago that it was not a good idea to read other people’s fiction while I was working on fiction. This is not an easy task, as the TBR pile gets taller and taller and then and falls over, so I have to start making another pile. It’s like being on a diet and having a big bag of cookies in the room. So, once the final revision has been sent off to my editor, it’s PLAYTIME. If you could get sick reading books, I would have been in the bathroom for the past month. It’s been great, and I still have loads in that pile to get through.



In one of the books I read last week, two of the characters would give themselves a What The Hell Day when they felt like it. A WTHD – I like that. Anything’s better than WMD, eh? Of course, we are familiar with the notion of a Mental Health Day, but that always sounds to me like a self-inflicted sado-masochistic wound; something I’d do in a padded room. A WTHD seems much more up my alley – do what the heck I like and anyone who doesn’t like it knows what they can do. So, I decided to give myself some WTHD’s.




For starters, in the past few days on my WTHD’s, I have not been rising at my usual 5:30 -6:00am . No, I have been lollygagging. I have even woken up and gone back to sleep. This is something I would like to encourage in myself. I think I could come to like lollygagging, especially if there’s a book already on my bedside table and I don’t have to get out of bed to search for a new one. Don’t look stunned – OF COURSE there are books aplenty on my bedside table.

On Sunday, having slept in until 7:30am, I trundled into the kitchen, put the kettle on to boil for my tea, and sashayed out to collect the New York Times from wherever it had landed in the driveway. I couldn’t have cared less if my neighbors had an eyeful of my bathrobe and looked in awe at my bare feet – mind you, they were probably having their own WTHD’s. I went back to bed with the NYT and thought, “I will rise again from this bed when I feel like it.” Which wasn’t for several hours.



















I’ve been out to ride my horse, Oliver, a lot this week. Sara is still out of commission due to injury; she’s had a What The Hell Three Months – I could learn a thing or two from that mare. And I’ve been on a few bike rides, and I have done a bit of work here and there. I’ve been knocking that TBR pile down; I’ve been hiking and I’ve been noodling around the shops. All in my own good time.



















Today, a week earlier than expected, I received some final-final “finessing” suggestions from my editor. Oh well, at least I had three days of What The Hell. And I can’t wait to have some more – many, many more.



















So, what do you do on your WTHD’s?

Have one or two this weekend, why don’t you?







Writer's Workshops

James O. Born

I mentioned last week I would write something about guns but decided I need more time to get all my facts right which is unlike most people on either side of the gun-control argument.

Instead I want to talk about one of my favorite pastimes. No, not football or even sports of any kind. Not TV or alcohol either(but for the record they are still two of my favorite pastimes). I'm not even going to talk about writing, at least not directly. I'm going to talk about teaching. Over the years of cuts several subjects. I was a certified defensive tactics instructor for the state of Florida and enjoyed working with fellow police officers in developing their skills that might save their lives one day. But lately I've been teaching a lot of classes on writing. And surprisingly this has a little bit to do with guns as well.

I enjoy writing, I study writing, I listen to other writers talk about writing and I'm always open to ideas from editors and agents. I also am knew enough to publishing to remember the frustration of rejection upon rejection upon rejection. I found that this makes for any easy connection with many of the participants in the various writing conferences across the country.

Not surprisingly, because my background in a couple of articles I've written on the subject, I am asked to give my demonstration on police tactics frequently. It's a fun class unlike most of the drive panels we've all listened to at Bouchercon or ThrillerFest. People like to see and handle real guns in your dopey redneck like me hop around on stage in tell them what's really said during arrests and what cops look for every time they assess a suspect. I understand why am asked to do this and enjoyed teaching the class but I have been equally successful when I give serious talks on specific elements of writing fiction.

This really came to light about a year ago when I was asked to teach a three-hour marathon workshop on point of view at the South Carolina writers workshop. I had never really looked at the topic with an eye towards teaching not only class but an incredibly long class on the subject. It forced me to think about all the angles and implications the point of view far beyond the commonly discussed aspect of first person versus third person storytelling. Not only was the class a huge hit but it was also one of the most satisfying experiences I've had as a writing instructor.

From September 11 through the thirteenth I will be speaking at the Rocky Mountain Fiction Writer's Colorado Gold Writing Conference in Denver Colorado. In addition to the class on realism in writing, which is different than the police tactics class, I will be be Sunday afternoon closing speaker. I generally do not speak from notes because I have been a victim of too many lunchtime talks that dragged on and on as the speaker felt compelled to cover every point he or she had written down. I would look around at the slack faces of my fellow board lunch mates and promised myself I would avoid doing that to anyone else if I were ever in by such an event. So far I think I've avoided the dreaded pointless unending lunch speech. In fact I've been told one of my strongest attributes is my speaking ability although I'm sure many would disagree.

From October 23 through October 25 I will be speaking at the Florida Writers Conference near Orlando. Once again I will be talking about realism in writing as well as a class on weaving Backstory into a novel. Then on Saturday night I will be delivering the keynote speech where I will strive to keep people engaged and interested even if I am forced to fire off a couple rounds into the ceiling.

His most writers realize these conferences rarely pay and can tie up an entire weekend. But I have found over the past few years that they are more than worth the effort. I have met interesting people, encouraged talented writers and and learned quite a bit about the art of writing itself. So I look forward to these events every time they come up on my calendar and if any of you reading this today run into me at a writers conference I will most certainly be in a good mood because I'm doing one of the things I truly love.

Have any of you ever attended a writer’s conference? If so what were some of the good and bad points about it?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Missing Link

Road trip... sorry to go missing.

Drove a 5 ton U-Haul from Idaho to Missouri with my 12-year-old daughter as my shotgun.
We listened to Ender's Game, and I have a new favorite book of the summer (it's 20 years old, but who's counting?).

My (new) iPhone complete gave up the ghost halfway across Nebraska (I nearly did as well!), and I wanted to scream: the one time I really needed a phone, it broke. They gave me a replacement this afternoon -- but I was back home already! I may retreat to BlackBerryville if this ever repeats.

I had outlined AN ENTIRE BOOK (or certainly the bones of a book) by dictating to my daughter for a good 3 to 4 hours -- and of course ALL that work was lost when the phone melted down. I tried to reconstruct tonight, but MUCH is missing. Go figure.

Nice to be back in St. Louis (where the local Apple store replaces your iPhone with no questions asked; I bought it there!) Where there's a Trader Joe's next to the AT&T store, and where the girls squealed upon arrival. Home. It has a nice ring to it.
Even if I leave on book business in just over a week...
Ridley

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

No One Hundred Per Cent Heroes

From Paul Levine...

NOTES ON ENTOURAGE: In my opinion, movie star Vincent Chase is the least interesting character on "Entourage." Honcho writer Doug Ellin must think so, too. Vince gets the least screen time of the ensemble. Another observation. Why do we love Ari, the foul-mouthed, loutish, misogynistic, homophobic, obnoxious Hollywood agent? One word, "loyalty." He will do anything for his client, Vince. He'll try to do a deal at Yom Kippur services. God may not like it, but Ari's client will. And...he's good at what he does. Very good.

Ask the same question of the Edie Falco character, "Nurse Jackie." She's a drug addict who cheats on her husband, lies to her co-workers, and essentially leads a deceptive double life. But she's a VERY GOOD and caring nurse. She saves lives. She takes no shit from young, arrogant doctors. We love her, despite her flaws. Hell, we might love her more because of her flaws.

One of my favorite lines from John D. MacDonald might be useful here. It's the opening sentence of "Cinnamon Skin."

"There are no 100 per cent heroes."

To which I can only add...except Jim Born.

LOCK & LOAD: People who carry guns to President Obama's town meetings are exercising their Second Amendment right to bear arms and their God-given right to act like total dipshits. (Please note this item has nothing to do with Jim, above in his skinny T. He's not at a town meeting; he's guarding Santa's warehouse, filled with toys for bad little boys and girls).

THIS IS FOR MOTHERS: My daughter, Wendy Sachs, author of "How She Really Does It," opines on Huffington Post, with a blog item entitled "The Recession Has Killed the Mommy Wars:":

Maybe there's one piece of good news to come out of the recession - it's killed The Mommy Wars. With the unemployment rate hovering at nine and a half percent, having a job feels like a privilege not a choice. The irony is that while for years moms were "opting out" of the workforce as New York Times reporter Lisa Belkin famously observed in her 2003 magazine cover story, today, moms who want to opt back in, cannot.




TO DIE FOR: Chocolate. Sugar. Pecans. Bourbon. My pal Janet Rudolph's recipe for "bourbon balls" is on her Dying for Chocolate Blog. I'm already counting the days (47) until the Los Angeles Luxury Chocolate Salon, an all-you-can eat extravaganza.

I HATE WHOLE FOODS: The Whole Foods market in Beverly Hills has lousy (and overpriced) fruit. Foolishly missed the Farmers' Market Sunday and bought peaches that turned out to be mealy, strawberries that went bad in one day, and oranges that were bitter. Some people call the place "Whole Paycheck." They charge more than $6 for an identical yogurt that Trader Joe's sells for $2.99. More than double, also, for frozen cherries and raspberries.

STOP BY FOR DINNER: I am, belatedly, learning to cook. Last week's highlight, pork tenderloin in a Port/Grand Marnier reduction with fresh cherries and caraway seeds. Also, a key lime pie that Joe's Stone Crab would be proud to serve. If the next book doesn't sell, I'm gonna ask Wolfgang for a job.

HEARD IN PHILADELPHIA: "Hide your beagle; Vick's an Eagle."

Paul Levine



Monday, August 24, 2009

Kristen Weber, book editor extraordinaire

Patty here...

I am delighted to have as my guest, Kristen Weber, my former editor at Mysterious Press and NAL/Penguin.

Kristen Weber—L.A.'s top new freelance editor

Kristen has worked as an in-house editor for her entire book-publishing career (except for a brief stint as a subsidiary rights assistant). For the uninitiated, an editor not only edits an author's manuscript but she also supervises every aspect of the book from cover art to catalog copy. If that weren't enough, she functions as the author's sounding board and cheerleader. With insight and aplomb Kristen guided me (and all four of my novels) through the perilous waters of the publishing world.

Just a few of the other authors she has edited: Louise Ure, Cornelia Read, Karen E. Olson,
M.C. Beaton, Elizabeth Bloom, Beverly Connor, Tim Green, Victoria Laurie, Mary Kennedy, Margaret Maron, Marcia Muller, Gail Oust, David Rosenfelt, Beth Saulnier, Kate White, and Wendy Watson.

She recently relocated to Los Angeles for her husband’s job and is currently freelance editing in between relearning to drive and hanging out with her pug (we’re happy to share a pic of him as well).

Samson Weber—L.A.'s new top dog

You can learn more about her editing services here:

Diary of a Mystery Lover

by Kristen Weber

Bred on a steady diet of Nancy Drew novels, it was no surprise all I ever wanted to be was someone that solved crimes…an FBI agent to be exact.

I decided to go the law school to FBI path. But just as I was about to sign my life away to hundreds of thousands of dollars in loans, I decided to take a step back and make sure law school was really the right path for me.

I decided to do something with my very first love – books – and found an assistant position at a major publishing house. A few years later the head of their mystery line realized what a rabid fan I was of all things mystery and she invited me to be her assistant. I’ve never looked back.

As a mystery fan, I know I had the perfect job – and it worked for my family too. It was a lot safer to be solving crimes inside books than on the streets.

But even if I wasn’t working specifically on mysteries and thrillers, I’m happy to report that working on any type of book as an editor is very similar to solving a mystery.

First, as an editor working in house, we read a manuscript we have on submission and “something” makes us fall in love with it. You just know that the book has something special and you feel it in your gut – kind of like meeting the man of your dreams - but you need to figure out what exactly that something special is so you can sell it to the rest of your editorial team, and eventually sales, art, publicity, marketing, etc. so everyone can get as excited about the book as you are. That’s the first mystery we as editors need to solve…there are a lot of books that are perfectly publishable but we’re looking for the one with that indefinable “it” quality that pushes it to the front of the pack. This “it” quality is subjective, which is why I always tell authors I’m working with to just keep pushing on…one day you’ll find the right agent and editor who see your work as you do.

And then, once an editor actually starts the editing process – either in-house as I used to be or now on a freelance basis, there are a lot of mysteries to solve. Like a doctor diagnosing a patient, we need to figure out how to help the author and the manuscript reach their full potential, while keeping their own voice and vision intact. It’s a delicate balance…and a mystery I love helping an author solve.

Of course, as a mystery or thriller editor there are even more mysteries to solve….
And even though I’ve gone freelance, I am finding plenty to investigate as I work on manuscripts by the pool…and I also have a few suspicious looking neighbors I might look into as well.

Happy Monday!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Our National Health

from Jacqueline

This is a long post. You may want to read it in chapters, though on the other hand, given the points raised in Jim's post yesterday, it's not a bad idea to practice reading something longer than a text message.

Well, the pot’s really been getting stirred up lately about healthcare, hasn’t it? I was talking to a guy outside the local organic foods market the other day – he was petitioning for a universal healthcare system – and a customer had just told him where he could shove his healthcare reform ideas, because if we weren’t careful, we’d end up like Cuba. Really? Cuba has more doctors per capita than any other nation, as far as I know, and also sends more doctors into the troubled zones of the world, as well as the untroubled – Finland’s doctor shortage has been helped out by doctors from Cuba. But that’s all beside the point. I thought that I would weigh in with some observations based upon the experience of living in a country with a universal healthcare system (UK) and one without (USA). Neither are communist, although the second gives the impression of being pathologically afraid of communism and there are many people who seem sure that taking care of our sick and needy will take us all the way down the slippery slope towards the red terror and backwards into 1917, Lenin and all.

When I first came to the USA, I had no healthcare insurance. I didn’t go to the doctor for several years and tried not to have accidents or get sick. Fortunately, I was in great health, apart from this niggling little thing where my heart kept missing beats then had lots of beats all at once. Then I landed a job with benefits, and went along to the doctor. Wow, all these forms to fill out – but never mind, only the once, eh? After all, notes get passed on by the doctors ... don’t they? Anyway, it transpired that the ther-thump, ther-thump, ther-thumpety, thumpety, thumpety .... thump, was more than a little blip and needed some attention, if only to rule out imminent cardiac arrest. I was sent somewhere else – well that was quick, next day service. Then they gave me all the forms again. Why more forms? Why the same truckload of questions? Doesn’t anyone talk to anyone else around here? And it was a bit it worrying too, because when they red-tag you though like that back home, it means it’s serious. But it wasn’t so bad after all, and eventually after a raft of tests I cancelled an appointment for yet another test due to being busy at work and just assumed I’d be called back again, because that’s what I had been used to in the UK. Nothing happened, and I was surprised – I might as well have fallen off the earth. Then I started to get all these bills and wondered what the heck a copay was, and what was a deductible? I felt like a car. What was all this about? I began to get the measure of how healthcare ran in this country, and how much sheer energy and worry goes along with any visit to the doctor – and that’s when you’re covered by health insurance and all you’re doing is filling out the forms.

Britain’s healthcare service was founded on the heels of the Second World War, and as Tony Benn said in Michael Moore’s documentary, Sicko, “If you can find money to kill people, you can find money to help people.” If you want to hear what he had to say, go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HyK5rB9jY.

But to put it in context, prior to the war there was no healthcare system in Britain. This meant that, when my Uncle Joe was about six years old and had all the symptoms of an acute appendicitis, for him there was no ambulance to the hospital and emergency surgery. Instead my grandmother carried him on her back and walked for miles, from hospital to hospital before she found one to take him in, because she didn’t have the money for a doctor to see him. By that time his appendix had burst and he had peritonitis. The war brought with it severe and terrible civillian casualties in Britain, and the country had to take care of the injured – especially as so many came from the poorest areas. They demanded – finally – the “land fit for heroes” promised during the First World War, and a man by the name of Clement Atlee made the promise of a national health service – a promise that paved his way to Downing Street. He gave the country universal healthcare, though at the time the designers of the system could never have imagined the expensive and high tech animal healthcare would become.

I’d read reports about how terrible the National Health service was becoming, mainly due to the pressure on it by asylum seekers, and people who knew that, once on British soil, if you are ill you will be treated, free and gratis; and if you are there illegally, they won’t throw you out if you’re sick. Even if you’re on vacation, they’ll take care of you. To give you an example, last year some American friends were over in the UK, and while there the woman fell and broke her arm. They reported that the treatment they received was excellent. And it didn’t cost them a penny.

But I confess, I read the doom-mongering in one British tabloid in particular, and when my mother was so ill a few weeks ago I felt forewarned, and was ready to duke it out with anyone who gave her less than excellent medical care – after all, I was used to America, where you may have to fill out all those forms, but you get cable TV in your room. Our first stop was her local doctor, and from the second we walked into his office, I felt my hackles smooth out. “Joyce,” he said, reaching for her hand. “You don’t look your usual self – you are very poorly. Let’s find out what’s going on.” He introduced himself to me by his first name, Peter. He listened to her for about 15 minutes or more, then asked if he might examine her. It wasn’t an instruction, but a respectful request of a senior citizen. Another five minutes and he said that he was admitting her to the general hospital, and why. By the time we reached the hospital, I was in get-things-done-now mode, so much so that my mother said, “Don’t you go in there bossing everyone around with your American ideas.”

In the assessment ward nurses immediately began the vital signs checks, taking blood (“Really sorry, Mrs. Winspear, but we’ll take enough so we don’t have to do it again.”), etc. Then a young – and heck, I mean young – doctor came in, huge grin, held out his hand to my mother and said, “Hi, I’m Ken. I’m going to ask you loads of questions and another doctor is going to come in soon and ask you most of the same questions. We all hear things differently, and this ensures we don’t miss anything, because we exchange notes and we can make a better diagnosis when we do it this way.” I was beginning to be impressed. After all, this is nationalized healthcare, the big bogey man. And my mother didn’t have to fill out one form, because at the touch of a computer screen, notes, x-rays, test results, etc., were available from previous visits and from her GP. I knew that, on the performance scale, this hospital was not the best, not the worst, but somewhere in the middle; but they were up there in my estimation. The other thing was that there were hand sanitizers everywhere and for everyone. Doctors, nurses, patients, visitors had to sanitize their hands before entering a ward, and on the way out. There were hand sanitizers at the end of each bed, at every nursing station, hanging on the walls. I sanitized my hands so much I will probably never get sick again!

My mother had the best of care in that hospital. Not only was she diagnosed with heart failure but the psoriasis she had suffered from for the past thirty years or so went haywire. She lost every layer of skin from most of her body, so looked like a burns victim. She’s eighty-two years of age and, contrary to the impression given by some American politicians recently, no one tried to euthanize her.

I was leaving the hosptial one day after seeing my mum. I had canceled my flight back here and was wondering how things were going to work out, and I was really worried about her, so was in another zone as I walked along the corridor. Suddenly I felt someone touch my arm, and one of my mother’s doctors was standing in front of me. “Let’s talk about your mum,” he said. We chatted for another ten minutes, with him giving me a prognosis and an estimate of when she might be able to leave. Chalk up another raft of points on the satisfaction scale. I’m not used to doctors speaking to me without an appointment.

There are people in the UK who are very disatisfied with the National Health Service, who marvel at American medicine (well, who wouldn’t, when you’ve got George Clooney as an ambassador), but many of those people don’t really understand the alternative. When I broke my arm in 2001, I was in the emergency room and separated from another patient by just a curtain. I had medical insurance, so even though I had wept in pain while trying to fill out the forms – which were insisted upon – I felt blessed. My neighbor had no insurance and had just had a bad accident in his garden. His wife was crying and he was refusing painkillers because he knew that with every shot, every test, every word from the doctor there would be a charge – and they couldn’t afford it. God knows what happened to him.

The UK also has private medical insurance companies, one of the largest being BUPA, which has a huge corporate market. In recent months BUPA has experienced an increase in cancelations, given the economic downturn and the number of people losing their jobs. Same thing’s happening here, except that in Britain, they’re covered automatically, because there’s a National Health Service. It’s not perfect, but it’s bloody good, all things considered. And a woman no longer has to carry her son screaming in pain from hospital to hospital to try to get someone to see him.

There’s more I could say, but I’ve said far too much already – making up for the weeks away. The truth is, we’ve got to get away from the idea that if we pay for universal healthcare with our taxes, someone, somewhere will be getting something for nothing. Medicare doesn’t distinguish between those who were productive workers and those who weren’t, and the Veterans’ Administration doesn’t look at the on-the-job performance of our servicemen and women; we just know we need to take care of them. And in my estimation, there is something lacking in a country that does not take care of its people – all of them – when they need it. But that’s just my opinion, and as we know, opinion is not fact, just a personal truth based on the writer’s experience and world view.